Shaadi Funny SMS

*2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
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*1st Grl: mom & dad ne kha ha k is Bar Inter m Fail hui to Shadi kr den gy
frnd:to tm ne ktni Tayari ki?
Grl:Bs Valimy ka dres lena rh gya ha.......
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Arz Kiya Hy.
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya
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Wah Wah Wah
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya
.
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Majnu Itna Nacha
K
Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->
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Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;->
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Evolution Of Man
Shadi se pehle – Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1
Shadi se pehle – Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad – Ye Mene Kia Kia
Shaadi Se Pehle – Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad – Jaan Mat Khao
Shaadi Se Pehle – Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad – Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye
Shaadi Se Pehle – Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad – Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo
Shaadi Se Pehle – I Love U
Shaadi K Baad – Aaj Phir Aalo
Shaadi Se Pehle – Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad – Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->
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Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
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Inteligent man + inteligent girl = Friendship.
Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.
Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.
Duffer man+ duffer girl= Lovemarriage
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE
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Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife’s choices…
(You are on of them…)
Never be Prouf of Your Choices…
(Your Wife is one of them…)
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SHADI ME KHANA KHANE
K USUL.
1.Hamesha khane k qareeb wali maiz pakren
2. Jin logo k samne ziada khana khane se lehaz ata ho,un k sath na bethen
3. Khana khulne se pehle jb waiters position sambhalen to foran pani k bahane udhar ja ke khare hojaen
4. Khane ka chamcha apne hi dosto me ghomate rhe
5. Hamesha kaamm bant len Ksi dost ko salan pe lga den kisi ko biryani pr
Aur bache ko cold drink pr
6. Bht sare coldrink lakr sb ma se 1 1 ghont pee kr samne rkh len phr koi hath nhe lgye ga
7.Pehli dafa aisa smjh kr plate bahren k jese kabi nhe mila tha or na milega
8. Hamesha pehle mahenge itms par hath marain.
A public servis msg by, rasheed bawarchi.