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I mis u “ITNA”

I mis u “ITNA” U mis me “JITNA” I mis u “TABSE” U mis me “JABSE” I mis u “TABTAK” U mis me “JABTAK” U mis m…

GIRLFRIEND is like internet virus,

GIRLFRIEND is like internet virus she will enter ur life scan ur pocket Transfer ur money Edit ur mind download her pro…

Ager Tum Khubsurt Hoti ...

GiRL Apny blind Boy Frnd Se, Kash Tumhari Ankhen Hoti To Tum Mere ‘HUSUN’ Ko Dekhtey Boy Ager Tum Khubsurt Hoti To Kia …

Ladki ke sath ho to ...

Ladki Ke Sath Ho To Hotel Bill, Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Bill, Or Ladki Door Ho Jaye To Daru Ka Bill, Isliye Na Lagao…

Kya technology hai ?

Nurse- mubarak ho...!  Aap k ghar mei beta paida hua hai. Santa- wah ! Kya technology hai ?  Biwi meri hosprtal mei …

Na Kisi Ka Dil Muje Chahiye...

Na Kisi Ka Dil Muje Chahiye " Na Kisi K Ghar Ki Talash Hai " Mere Dil Ka Haal Jo Samjh Sake " …

Na Duaa Maangi...

Na Duaa Maangi Na Koi Guzarish Ki Na Koi Fariyad Na Koi Numaish Ki Jab B Jhuka Sar Khuda Ke Aage Hum Ne Bas Apk…

Tuje Yaad Karenge

Mar Kar bhi Tuje Yaad Karenge Tuje  Pane Ki Rab Se Faryaad Karenge * Agar Jeete Jee Tuje Na Paya * To Agle  Jan…

Arz Kiya He...

Arz Kiya He, "Ikthiyaar-e- Tarannum Se Tabasssum Ki Roshni Ko Jala Dena" (Wah .,Wah ., Wah..! ) Jab Ya Li…

Dosti Ko Dilse Churaya Aapne

Dosti Ko Dilse Churaya Aapne Dur Rehte Huve Bhi Apna Banaya Aapne Kabhi Bhool Nahi   Payenge Aapko,   Kyunki Yaad Rakhna …

"Lucky -Heart"

Kismat Or Dil Me Itna Sa Fark He Ki Jo Log Dil Me Hote He Wo Kismat Me Nhi Hote Or Jo Kismat Me Hote He Wo Dil M…

For Best Friend...

Tum Mere Best Friend Ho Isliye Niche "bahut kuch " Likha Hai "BAHUT  KUCH"

A Famous Writer Said....

"Love is Like a Long Sweet Dream" & "Marriage is Like an Alarm Clock" So Have Sweet Dreams T…

Na Sathi Hai Koi.....

Na Sathi Hai Koi, Na Humsafar Hai Koi, Na Hm Kisi Ke Na Humara Hai Koi, Par Aapko Dekh Kar Keh Sakte he Ki Dost To H…

ek sardar ko

ek sardar ko ek machar pareshan kr raha tha sardar taaaa..ng hokdr bed ke neche so gaya kuch der baad use ek jugnuu apne l…

Rishte ke liye....

Rishte ke liye 1 dabaye, shaadi ke lie 3 dabaye, sir dusri shadi ke liye kya dabayun...? .....pehli wali kaa gala..

DARD-E-DASTAN

DARD-E-DASTAN:- Kal Fir ek Ladki Nazar Aa Gayi,  Jiski Pehli Baar Me Surat Dil Ko Bha Gayi, Le Gaya Dinner Pe Jo Use,  B…

Ishq me zindgi ....

Ishq me zindgi barbad na krwa lena, mummy k armano ko khak me na mila dena,  jo paise ghar se sabzi lane ko mile,  uns…

Aapki 5 achhi baate

Aapki 5 achhi baate :- 1-------- 2-------- 3-------- 4-------- 5-------- agr zindgi me koi achha kam kr lete to aj ye …

Ladkiyon ko bnate wqt

Ladkiyon ko bnate wqt RAB ne ladko se wada kiya k achi or sachi girlfriend duniya ke har kone me milegi aur baad me Dun…

BOY TO GIRL

BOY TO GIRL BOY- TUMHARA NAM KYA HAI GIRL- MEENA!!,AUR TUMHARA? BOY - KAMINAA GIRL- JHOOT BOLTE HO BOY- 5 MIN MERE PASS…

Zindagi Ki Keemat .........

Zindagi Ki Keemat Ka Andaaza Maut Ke Baad Hi Hota Hai . . . . . ? For Example . zinda murga Rs. 85 . . Chick…

Dost wo he jo....

Dost wo he jo bin bulaye aaye 1 sune aur 10 sunaye 1chips to pura packet kha jaye, har mauke pe waat lagaye par har dukh …

FACEBOOK & JAIL.

Similarity between;) FACEBOOK & JAIL. In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls..!

Har Dil Me...

Har Dil Me Shirkat Hai Humari Dil Jeetna To Fitrat Hai Humari Kya Hua Agar Hum Call Nahi Kar Pate Par Aapke INBOX Me To H…

Never waste an opportunity

Never waste an opportunity 2 say ‘I love U’ to someone U really like B’coz it is not everyday U’ll meet the person Who has t…

Wo maza..

Wo maza.. Na takht me, Na taj me. Na puri dunia k raz me. Na sur me, Na saz me. Na Kuber k khazane me. Jo maza he s…

Zindagi behaal h...

Zindagi behaal h,  sur h na taal h.  SMS Message box b kangal h,  kya aapki sms factori m hartaal h.  yaar kuch to bhejo ye…

I need ur frndshp......

I need ur frndshp I need ur company I need ur support I need ur advices I want 2 b like u bus ab maine barbaad hone ka …

Akhir Kya H Ye SMS...

Subah SMS Sham SMS Din Me SMS Raat Me SMS Ghar Me SMS College Me SMS Jeena SMS Marna SMS Akhir Kya H Ye SMS S=SAB…

Kya Kahe Hum Dil Ka Haal

Kya Kahe Hum Dil Ka Haal ,Zubaan Pe Koi Shabd Nahi, Pyar Ek Gunaah Hai ,Isse Galat Kuch Bhi Nahi, Zindagi Ki Khoobsurati …

Zindgi ke Saath Bhi Zindgi Ke Bad Bhi

Humari DoSti “ICICI” Bank nahi “8am to 8pm” “CITI” Bank bhi nahi 24 hour Helpline , Ye to “LIC” hai, Zindgi ke Saath B…

Dil K Ghar Main Basne Wale....

Dil K Ghar Main Basne Wale Ajnabi Nahi Hote, Har Waqt Yaad Aane Wale Ajnabi Nahi Hote, Khushian Dene Wale To Apne Hote Hai…

Kisse Wo Banao Jo Mashur Ho Jaye....

Kisse Wo Banao Jo Mashur Ho Jaye Dost Wo Banao Jo Dur N Ho Paye Mohbat Kbhi N Krna Pr Kuch Esa Kro Ki Log Apse Mohbat Krn…

Nazar chahti hai didar karna....

nazar chahti hai didar karna, dil chahti hai unhe pyar karna, kya sunau apne dil ka aalam, nasib me likha tha unka inteza…

Na chedo ladkiyo ko paap hoga

Girl: Na chedo ladkiyo ko paap hoga, Kal tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Boy: khuda kare teri baat sachi ho, Jo mujhe pa…

Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress....

Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress- Yahan se less Wahan se less Kabhi sleeveless Kabhi backless Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe …

Bhai Log SMS

7 wonders of the world. Bole to 1. apun 2. apunki smile 3. apunka estyle 4. apunka face 5. apunka nature 6. apunka …

7 Cheeze jab khatam ho jati ...

7 Cheeze jab khatam ho jati hai toh bahot takleef hoti hai 1-PYAR 2-RISHTA 3-SCHOOL LIFE 4-DOSTI 5-PAISE 6-SMS PACK Aur 7-TO…

Ek sher arj hain...

Ek sher arj hain.. irshad.. irshad.. ungli mei chubha sui zara gor farmaiyega hajur ungli mei chubha sui uei…uei…uei…

Rangeen Shayari...

Guzare Huve Kal Ki Yaad Aati Hai, Kuch Lamhon Se Aankhen Bhar Aati Hain, Woh Subah Rangeen Shaam Nirali Doob Jati Hain,…

Mehakti Hai Teri Aankhen....

Mehakti Hai Teri Aankhen Madhosh Karti Hai Kyo Mujhe Sagar Se Teri Aankhen Uns Jagati Hai Mujhme Takti Mujhe Teri Aankhe…

unse ishk hai hame unko

unse ishk hai hame unko bataye kaise  unki aankho k raaz chhipaye kaise unki har adaa pe marte hai hum unko kaatil thehr…

Loving Shayari SMS

Agr wo apni Mohabt Hme banale hm Unka hr khwab apni palko Pe Sajale kregi kaise maut hme unse juda Agr vo hme apni RUH me…

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A friend is someone who sees your first tear, catches second and stops third, if the fourth one still comes… slaps you …

Zamane Ki Har Jannat Apke Naam Ho

Zamane Ki Har Jannat Apke Naam Ho, Zindgi Ki Har Khushiyan Apke Naam Ho, Dil Se Dua Hai Apke Liye, 2O11 Me Hone Wali Shadi…

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam, Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam. Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono, Is dosti ko …

The most romantic lines...

The most romantic lines: Main kho gaya hu tumhare pyaar me tum bhi kho jao.. If translated in English it becomes: “I am …

FAN Changed to AC

FAN Changed To “AC” RADIO Changed To “TV” CASSETTE To “CD” LOVER To “WIFE” BUT “FRIENDS” saale kitne bhi Kaminey ho, …

Socha Yad Na Kar...

Socha Yad Na Karke Thoda Tadpaye Unko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Lekar Jlaye Unko. Par Koi Chot Unko Lagi To Dard Hame Hoga, Ab K…

Jab Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai

Karoge Yaad Ek Din Tum Dosti Ke Zamane Ko, Chale Jayenge Jis Din Hum Kabhi Na Wapas Aane Ko… Chedega Mehfil Me Zikar Ham…

Aapki Yad ...

Aapki Yad Na Aaye To Hum Bewafa Aap Bulao Aur Na Aaye To Hum Bewafa, Hume Maarne K Liye Khanjar Ki Zarurat Nahi, 1 Ba…

Ik Dost Aap Jaisa…

Doston Ki Bheed Mein Dikhta Hai Ik Dost Aap Jaisa, Lakhon Sitaron Mein Ik Sitara Dharuv…. Hoobhoo Vaisa, Apke Sahare Kadam…

Stay in Touch ...

I may nt always stay in touch , But I care 4 U very much.. I may nt prove 2 be D perfect, But I hope D relationship w…

Friendship SMS

Illumination A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for…

Friendship shayari

Mahek mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti, Mohabbat se bhi zindgi kam nahi hoti, Saath zindagi main Dosti ka ho agar, To Zindag…

Friendship Day SMS in Hindi

Yeh dosti ka asar kabhi kam na hoga Doston ke sath yeh safar kabhi khatam na hoga Dil mein basi hain haseen yadien dosto…

Happy Friendships Day 2011

!!!! Happy Friendships Day 2011 !!!! First of all happy friendship day to all my friends. I believe there is no word in d…

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara

Pighlay neelam sa behta hua yeh samaan Neeli neeli si khamoshiyaan Na kahin hai zameen Na kahin aasmaan Sarsaraa…

Main aisa kyon hun…

Kyon khush ho jata hun main tumhari khushi dekhke kyon ho jaata hun main hataash tumhein udaas dekhke… Chahak sa uth…

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