Friday, 22 February 2013

Shaadi Funny SMS

*2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

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*1st Grl: mom & dad ne kha ha k is Bar Inter m Fail hui to Shadi kr den gy
frnd:to tm ne ktni Tayari ki?
Grl:Bs Valimy ka dres lena rh gya ha.......
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Arz Kiya Hy.
.

.
Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya
.
.
Wah Wah Wah

.
.
Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

.
.
Majnu Itna Nacha
K
Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->

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Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;->

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Evolution Of Man
Shadi se pehle – Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle – Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad – Ye Mene Kia Kia

Shaadi Se Pehle – Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad – Jaan Mat Khao

Shaadi Se Pehle – Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad – Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle – Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad – Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle – I Love U
Shaadi K Baad – Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle – Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad – Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

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Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
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Inteligent man + inteligent girl = Friendship.
Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.
Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.
Duffer man+ duffer girl= Lovemarriage
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE

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Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife’s choices…
(You are on of them…)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices…
(Your Wife is one of them…)

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SHADI ME KHANA KHANE
K USUL.
1.Hamesha khane k qareeb wali maiz pakren
2. Jin logo k samne ziada khana khane se lehaz ata ho,un k sath na bethen
3. Khana khulne se pehle jb waiters position sambhalen to foran pani k bahane udhar ja ke khare hojaen
4. Khane ka chamcha apne hi dosto me ghomate rhe
5. Hamesha kaamm bant len Ksi dost ko salan pe lga den kisi ko biryani pr
Aur bache ko cold drink pr
6. Bht sare coldrink lakr sb ma se 1 1 ghont pee kr samne rkh len phr koi hath nhe lgye ga
7.Pehli dafa aisa smjh kr plate bahren k jese kabi nhe mila tha or na milega
8. Hamesha pehle mahenge itms par hath marain.
A public servis msg by, rasheed bawarchi.






 

Ab aansoonon ko aankhon me sajana hoga,

Ab aansoonon ko aankhon me sajana hoga,
Charaag bujh gaye khud ko jalana hoga,
Na samajhna ki tumse bichadke khush hain hum,
Hamein logon ki khatir muskurana hoga..

' Teri Baatein'



*Nahi Fursat Yakeen Maano Hame Kuch Aur Sochne Ki
Teri Yaadein' Teri Baatein' Hamesha Bahut Masroof Rakhti Hain....

*Dil Kashi Hai Tumhari Zaat Ke Saath
Warna Dukh Dard Hain Hayaat Ke Saath...


*Main Tumse Kuch Nahi Kehta Faqat Itni Guzarish Hai
Ke Utni Baar Mil Jaao Jitna Yaad Aaate Ho....






♥••• Humara Pyar Kabhi NaTute Ye Dua Karna•••♥

♥••• Humara Pyar Kabhi NaTute Ye
Dua Karna•••♥

♥••• Humara Saath Kabhi Na
Chhute Dua Karna•••♥
...
♥••• Badi Mushkil Se Milta He
Sccha Pyar•••♥

♥••• Humara Yaar Kabhi Na
Bichhde Ye Dua Karna•••♥

••• Teri Baho Me Simatne Ki Chahat Hai•••

••• Teri Baho Me Simatne Ki Chahat
Hai•••
••• Tere Sath Lipatne Ki Chahat
Hai•••
••• Khuda Ko Ek Nazar Dekhne ke
... Baad•••
••• Tujh Par Mar Mitne Ki Chahat
Hai•••
••• Tere Sath Guzara Har Lamha•••
••• Apne Har Pal Tere Sath Rehne
Ki Aadat
Ho Gayi Hai•••
••• Tum Pyar Bhari Ek Nazar Daalo
Mujh
Par•••
••• In Aankho Ke Sagar Me Dubne
Ki
Chahat Hai•••

Thursday, 21 February 2013

Yaad aati toh hogi…

Chand par kali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chipawo duniya se magar,
Akele mein tumhe hamari yaad aati toh hogi…

Unhe Chahna Hamari Kamjori Hai....

Unhe Chahna Hamari Kamjori Hai,

Unse Keh Nahi Pana Hamari Majburi Hai,

Wo Kyun Nahi Samajhte Hamari Khamoshi Ko,
...

Kya Pyar Ka Izhaar Karna Jaruri Hai..!!

Tanhaiyon me...

Tanhaiyon me muskurana ishq hai,
Ek baat ko sab se chupana ishq hai,
Yun to neend nahi aati hamein raat bhar,
Magar sote sote jagna aur jagte jagte sona ishq hai../

Dosti

Dil tootna sazaa hai mohabbat ki,
 dil jodna ada hai dosti ki.
 Maange jo kurbani woh hai mohabbat,
 jo bin maange ho jaye kurban wo hai dosti hamari…



 

Tuesday, 12 February 2013

Kabhi Kabhi Yad Karlene....


Qarib Se Tumhe Dekha To Apna Paya
Jab Tumhe Dosti Mein Azmaya To Apna Paya
Tumhe Kya Name Dun Samjh Mein Nahi Aaya
Dosti, Pyar, Zindage Ya Apna Saaya…

Tor Do Na Wo Qasam Jo Khai Hai
Kabhi Kabhi Yad Karlene Mai Kya Burai Hai
Yad Ap Ko Kiye Bina Raha Bhi To Nahi Jata
Dil Mai Jaga Apne Aisi Jo Banai Hai

Bina Dard Ke Aansu Bahaye Nahi Jate
Bina Pyar Ke Rishte Nibhaye Nahi Jate
Zindagi Me Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna
Kisi Ko Rula Ke Apne Sapne Sajaye Nahi Jate

Karoge Yaad Ek Din Is Pyar Ke Zamane Ko
Chale Jayenge Jab Hum Kabhi Na Vapas Aane Ko
Chalega Mehfil Me Jab Zikr Hamara Koi
To Tum Bhi Tanhayi Dhundoge Aansu Bahane Ko

Ho gayi shaam kisi ke intejar mein,
Dhal gayi raat usi ke intejar mein,
Fir hoga sawera usi ke intejar mein,
Intejar ki aadat pad gayi hai intejar mein…


single

kabhi teddy day....
kabhi choclate day....
kabhi rose day.....
kabhi prpose day.....

... oye angrezo koi "single " day bi bana do...

mere jeso ke liye :p
 
 

♥ ..Happy Hug day.. ♥

Hug Day is not how long u’ve been together;
not how much u’ve given or receive;
Not how many times u’ve helped each other
It’s how u value each other... ♥

♥ ..Happy Hug day.. ♥

Monday, 11 February 2013

Aane Ka Wada To Kar Lete H0

 Aane Ka Wada To Kar Lete H0,
Par Nibhana Bhool Jate H0
Lagaaa Kar Aaag Dil Main Aap,
Bujhana Bhool Jate H0…

Tum Udas Udas Se Lagte Ho,
Koi Tarkib Batao Manane Ki,
Promise Hai Tumse Main Jindgi Girvi Rakh Sakta Hu,
Tum Kimat Batao Muskurane Ki.

Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana,


Kehta Hai Pal Pal Hoke Dil Ye Deewana
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana,
Pyaar Kiya To Nibhana!!!


Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha Na Sako,
Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa Na Sako,
Dost To Duniya Me Bahot Hote Hai,
Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina Tum Muskura Na Sako
Promise Day Wishes To You!!!
 

 Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge
Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana
Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge!!

I Can Only Promise

I Can Not Promise To Solve All Your Problems,
I Can Only Promise
That I Will Never Let You Face Them Alone,
Happy Promise Day 2012!!!

— I Want To Be The Greatest Of Me,
For This Is All I Can Do.
It Is My Wish That You Promise Me This,
You Be The Greatest Of You.
Happy Promise Day!!!

— We Met It Was Luck!
We Talked It Was Chance!
We Became Friends It Was Destiny!
We R Still Friends It Is Faith!
We’ll Always Be Friends Its A Promise!
On This Promise Day!!!

- Speaking Without Egos,
Loving Without Intentions,
Caring Without Expectations,
I Promise You That You Will Be Mine Always.
Happy Promise Day

Dosti Nibhayenge

Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge
Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana
Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge

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Ye Promise Hai Humara,
Na Chhodenge Kabhi Saath Tumhara.
Jo Gaye Tum Hume Bhool Kar,
Le Aayenge Pakad Kar Haath Tumhara.

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Aaj Bhi aik Tere Liye Dil Mein Chahatein Baqi Hai,
Tujh Se Joh Karni Thi Woh Adhuri Baatein Baqi Hai.....

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Suna Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gay Eke
Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khabo Me Ayenge,
Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Lee,
Hum Jindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge.

Thursday, 7 February 2013

Wish U “Romantic Week””

 
Feb 7 – Rose Day.
 Feb 8 – Propose Day.
 Feb 9 – Chocolate Day.
 Feb 10 – Teddy Bear Day.
 Feb 11 – Promise Day.
 Feb 12 – Love Day.
 Feb 13 – Hug Day.
 Feb 14 – Valentine Day.
 So I Wish U “Romantic Week””

Propose Day: On the Propose Day, you’ll be able to propose to the lady / boy that you simply have a crush on. this is often a preferred day to announce love, propose wedding to your partner and provides gifts like cards or flowers. If you’re looking forward to the ages to specific your love towards that pretty lady in your faculty, girl} round the corner or maybe a exciting lady in your workplace on whom you’ve got crush for quite long-standing and ne’er had the heart to mention, this is often the proper day to specific your feelings.
 
Chocolate Day : Gregorian calendar month nine is devoted to the chocolates, Woo your girlfriend or wife/partner with land chocolate and a pleasant card. A heat chocolate afters could be a surefire thanks to please your girl and it can also increase her Sexual concupiscence. It’s sweetness can sure enough enhance the charm in your relation.
 
Teddy Day : Time for you to send a teddy that ‘bears’ your like to your adult female / partner, friends and adored ones. ladies likes teddy bears pretty much, and that they invariably keep them in their bedchamber with smart recollections. So, Don’t forget to tickle your partner with a soft toy.
 
Promise Day : Love comes with a voluminous responsibilities, commitments & guarantees. create some new guarantees and take a look at to satisfy previous ones to concrete your relationship. “Promise very little and do a lot of.”
 
Hug Day : Hug your partner or friend tightly. Hugs area unit a vital expression of warmheartedness. simply 
ake some time and steady and show your partner that you simply love, care and support him/her.
 
Kiss Day : Kiss’ Day is that the sixth day of Valentine week, kiss your lady friend or somebody stormily to specific your love. And don’t forget to eat some mouth freshener!

Happy Rose day 2013

Every bird cannot dance, but peacock do it
Every friend can not reach my heart, but you did it.
Every Flower can not express love But rose do it.
happy rose day 2013 sms

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Lovely are the roses, lovely are you
Lovely are the things you do, but the loveliest is the friendship of the two,
One is ‘ME’ and other is ‘YOU’
happy rose day 2013 wishes

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In the Flower, My Rose is YOU.
In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is YOU.
In the Sky, My Moon is YOU.
I’m only Body, My Heart is YOU.
That’s why i always Miss You !! !!
Happy Rose Day 2013

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Sweeter than the candies
Lovelier than the Roses
More hug-gable than toys
That’s what you’re
Here’s wishing you a Rose Day
That’s as special as you are
Happy Rose Day 2013

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On This Rose Day …
Hope you found this a special rose
with love and care for the one you can choose
Happy Rose day 2013









A Bunch of Red roses signifies deep love & respect for you my love. Friends for Ever Sweatheart!!Happy Rose Day 
                  

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A Single Rose for u for being in my life,Thank you so mush to complete my Life.Happy Rose Day
                       

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Any 1 can love a Rose.
But no 1 will love a leaf that.
made the Rose.
dont love some one who is beautiful
but love the one who can make ur life beatiful.
Happy Rose Day


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"HAPPY ROSE DAY"for Couples ♥
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Happy Roz jaisa day for all Singles :P


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Apke Hotho Par Sada Khilta Gulab Rahe,
Khuda Na Kare Aap Kabhi Udas Rahe,
Hum Apke Pas Chahe Rahe Na Rahe,
Aap Jinhe Chahe Woh Sada Apke Pas Rahe.
happy rose day 

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A Bunch of Red roses signifies deep love & respect for you my love. Friends for Ever Sweatheart!!Happy Rose Day 
                  

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A Single Rose for u for being in my life,Thank you so mush to complete my Life.Happy Rose Day
                       

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Any 1 can love a Rose.
But no 1 will love a leaf that.
made the Rose.
dont love some one who is beautiful
but love the one who can make ur life beatiful.
Happy Rose Day


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"HAPPY ROSE DAY"for Couples ♥
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.
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Happy Roz jaisa day for all Singles :P


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Apke Hotho Par Sada Khilta Gulab Rahe,
Khuda Na Kare Aap Kabhi Udas Rahe,
Hum Apke Pas Chahe Rahe Na Rahe,
Aap Jinhe Chahe Woh Sada Apke Pas Rahe.
happy rose day
                     

Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Kuch Aisaa Likh K..........

Likh To Kuch Aisaa Likh K Qalam Bhi Ro Dey .......

Her Lafaz Me Aisa Dard Paida ker K Wo Wafa kerny per Majboor Ho Jaaye ...... !!!

Mere Liye....

Itni Lambi Ummar Naa Maang Mere Liye ''AY-JAANA''......!

Kahin Aesa Naa Ho Ki....!!

Ki Tu Bhi Chhor De AuR Mout Bhi Naa Aaye......!!
 

Dil Ko Kabhi

Kabhi Dil Ko Kabhi Shamma Ko Jala Kar Roye
 Teri Yaad Ko Dil Se Laga Kar Roye
 Raat Ki God Mein Jab So Gayi Duniya Sari
 Chand Ko Teri Tasveer Banaker Roye..

Meri Mahobaton Se

♥ Meri Mahobaton Se Tum Sada
 Wafa Karna ♥
 

 ♥ Mujhe Dil Se Naa Tum Mujhe
 Juda Karna ♥
 

 ♥ Meri Har Saans Main Bas Jao
 Ab Tum ♥
 

 ♥ Khushbu Ban Kar Sada Tum
 Mila Karna ♥
 

 ♥ Bhula Doon Tere Pyar Mai
 Ye Jalim Dunia ♥
 

 ♥ Phir Tum Bhi Apne Pyar Ki
 Inteha Karna ♥
 

 ♥ Jindgi Ke Har Kushi Kaa Tu
 Sahara Hai ♥
 

♥ Tum Ko Mumkin Nahi Dil
 Se Juda Karna.

Teri Yaad


Teri Yaad Jo Seeney Se Laga Rakhi Hai
Hum Ne Dunia Mein Alag Dunia Basa Rakhi Hai

Hum Ko Maloom Nahi Chahat K Taqazay Lakin
Hum Ne Teri Bato'n K Siwa Hr Baat Bhula Rakhi Hai
...
Safar Mushkil Hai Maloom Hai Lakin
Tu Humara Hai To Hr Fikr Mita Rakhi Hai

Tu Bhula Dey To Bhula Dey Lakin
Hum Ne Teri Khushboo Bhi Taveez Bana Rakhi Hai..!

Mere Yadoon Nay Ussay Khub Rulaya Ho Ga ,


Kitne Aziyat Say Uss Nay Mujh Ko Bhulaya Ho ga ,
Mere Yadoon Nay Ussay Khub Rulaya Ho Ga ,

Baat Be-Baat Aankh Uss Ki Jo Chalki Hoo Gi ,
Uss Nay Chahray Ko Bazuoon Main Chupaya Ho Ga ,


Soocha Hoo Ga Uss Nay Din Main Kaye Baar Mujhy ,
Naam Hathele Par Bhe Likh Likh Kay Mitaya Ho Ga ,

Jahan Us Nay Mera Ziker Suna Hoo Ga Kisi Say ,
Uss Ki Aankhoon Main Koe Aansoo Tu Aya Hoo Ga. ,

Raat Kay Bhegnay Tak Neind Na Aye Ho gi Tujhy ,
Tuu Nay Takeye Ko Bhe Senay Say Lagaya Ho ga ,

Hoo Kay Nidhal mere Yadoon Say Tuu Nay Jana ,
Mere Tasveer Pay Sar Apna Tikaya Hoo Ga ,

Poocha Hoo Ga Jo Kisi Nay Tere Halat Ka Sabab ,
Tuu Nay Batoon Main Khub Us Say Chupaya Ho Ga..

shikayatein…

Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya…
us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya….

Lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan…
chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya…..

Aaawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi…
or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya…

Jaane kya us ko logon sey thein shikayatein…
... Tanhaiyon ke daish mein khud ko basa diya…

khud bhi woh hum sey bichar kar adhura sa ho gaya….
mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya…

Talash

Talash Uski Hai Jisko Kabhi Dekha Bhi Nahi,
Khayal Uska Hai Dil Mein Jise Socha Bhi Nahi,..

KHUDA Se Apne Liye Iltija Main Kya Karta,
Talab Hai Uski Ke Jisko Kabhi Maanga Bhi Nahi,...

Sakoot-E-Dil Mein Ye Eshaas-E-Zindag ­i Kya Hai,
Qareeb Paata Hoon Usko Jise Chaha Bhi Nahi,

Ilaaj Mujhse Bhi Mumkin Nahi Mohabbat Ka,
Wo Zakhm Hai Mere Seene Pe Jo Saha Bhi Nahi....!!

Chane Wala Ho

Koi To Mujhe Chane Wala Ho
Muhabat Ke Khazane Lutane Wala Ho

Us Ek Shakhs Ko Duniya Ki Har Khushi De Dun
Jo Mere Dard Ko Apna Banane Wala Ho
...
Mujhe Apni Wafaon Pe Naaz Hai Lekin
Yahan Koi To Wafa Aazmane Wala Ho

Khuda Gawah Hai Bari Mushkil Se Milta Hai
Wo Dil Jo Muhabat Nibhane Wala Ho...

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