Thursday, 29 December 2011

I mis u “ITNA”

I mis u “ITNA”

U mis me “JITNA”


I mis u “TABSE”


U mis me “JABSE”


I mis u “TABTAK”


U mis me “JABTAK”


U mis me “Jane Kabtak”


BUT


I mis u “Marte Dam tak.

Thursday, 22 December 2011

GIRLFRIEND is like internet virus,

GIRLFRIEND is like internet virus
she will enter ur life
scan ur pocket
Transfer ur money
Edit ur mind
download her problems
Delete ur smile
&
Hang ur life..
So avoid ur gf & send her number 2 me
Dnt w0ry aBout mee, I m a professional
anti virus.. 

Zindegi mei hamesa ek baat yaad rakho...

Zindegi mei hamesa ek baat yaad rakho...

Kavi kisi k dil se mat khelo,

q ki dil ek hi hota hai, 

agar khelna hai toh kidney se khelo, 

woh toh 2 hote hai...

Ager Tum Khubsurt Hoti ...


GiRL Apny blind Boy Frnd Se,
Kash Tumhari Ankhen Hoti To Tum Mere ‘HUSUN’
Ko Dekhtey
Boy
Ager Tum Khubsurt Hoti To Kia
AANKHON WALE TUMHEN MERE LiYE CHORTE
.
(*.*) / Andha hun
<) ( pagal
_/”_ nahi… 

Ladki ke sath ho to ...

Ladki Ke Sath Ho To Hotel Bill,

Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Bill,

Or

Ladki Door Ho Jaye To Daru Ka Bill,

Isliye Na Lagao Dil... 

Na Aayega Bill... 

Kya technology hai ?

Nurse- mubarak ho...! 

Aap k ghar mei beta paida hua hai.

Santa- wah !

Kya technology hai ? 

Biwi meri hosprtal mei hai...

aur bacha mere ghar mei paida hua hai.

Monday, 19 December 2011

Na Kisi Ka Dil Muje Chahiye...

Na Kisi Ka Dil Muje
Chahiye

"

Na Kisi K Ghar Ki Talash
Hai

"

Mere Dil Ka Haal Jo
Samjh Sake

"

Mujhe To Bus Uss Nazar
Ki Talash Hai ...

Saturday, 3 December 2011

Na Duaa Maangi...

Na Duaa Maangi Na Koi Guzarish

Ki

Na Koi Fariyad Na Koi Numaish

Ki

Jab B Jhuka Sar Khuda

Ke Aage

Hum Ne Bas Apki Khusi

Ki Khwish Ki

Tuje Yaad Karenge

Mar Kar bhi Tuje Yaad
Karenge


Tuje  Pane Ki Rab Se Faryaad
Karenge
*


Agar Jeete Jee Tuje Na Paya
*


To Agle  Janam Me Fir  Tera
Intezar Karege......

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