Saturday, 26 November 2011

Arz Kiya He...

Arz Kiya He,


"Ikthiyaar-e- Tarannum Se Tabasssum Ki Roshni Ko Jala Dena"


(Wah .,Wah ., Wah..! )


Jab Ya Line Samjh  Me Aaye To


Plz Mujha Bhi Samjha Dena....

Dosti Ko Dilse Churaya Aapne

Dosti Ko Dilse Churaya Aapne

Dur Rehte Huve Bhi Apna

Banaya Aapne

Kabhi Bhool Nahi
 
Payenge Aapko,
 
Kyunki Yaad Rakhna Bhi

To Sikhaya Aapne...>

"Lucky -Heart"

Kismat Or Dil Me Itna Sa Fark

He

Ki

Jo Log Dil Me Hote He Wo

Kismat Me Nhi Hote

Or Jo Kismat Me Hote He Wo

Dil Me Nhi Hote...

For Best Friend...

Tum Mere Best Friend Ho

Isliye Niche "bahut kuch "

Likha Hai












"BAHUT  KUCH"

A Famous Writer Said....

"Love is Like a Long Sweet Dream"

&

"Marriage is Like an Alarm Clock"

So Have Sweet Dreams

Till the Alarm Clock Wakes up....

Monday, 14 November 2011

Na Sathi Hai Koi.....

Na Sathi Hai Koi,

Na Humsafar Hai Koi,

Na Hm Kisi Ke Na Humara Hai Koi,

Par Aapko Dekh Kar Keh Sakte he Ki

Dost To Humara b Hai Koi

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

ek sardar ko



ek sardar ko ek machar pareshan kr raha tha sardar taaaa..ng hokdr bed ke neche so gaya kuch der baad use ek jugnuu apne light se pareshan krne laga sardar ne machar samajh kr kha haramkhoor abb torch lekar aagaya......!.! Ha..ha...ha






Rishte ke liye....

Rishte ke liye 1 dabaye, shaadi ke lie 3 dabaye, sir


dusri shadi ke liye kya dabayun...? .....pehli wali


kaa gala..

DARD-E-DASTAN

DARD-E-DASTAN:-

Kal Fir ek Ladki Nazar Aa Gayi, 

Jiski Pehli Baar Me Surat Dil Ko Bha Gayi,

Le Gaya Dinner Pe Jo Use, 

Bhookhi 2000 Ka khana akele kha gai.

Ishq me zindgi ....

Ishq me zindgi barbad na krwa lena,

mummy k armano ko

khak me na mila dena, 

jo paise ghar se sabzi lane ko mile, 

unse kisi Ladki ka recharge na krwa dena.

Aapki 5 achhi baate

Aapki 5 achhi baate :-
1--------
2--------
3--------
4--------
5--------
agr zindgi me koi achha kam kr lete to aj ye jgah khali n hoti..

Ladkiyon ko bnate wqt

Ladkiyon ko bnate wqt
RAB ne ladko se wada kiya k achi or sachi girlfriend


duniya ke har kone me milegi
aur baad me Duniya ko "GOL"bana diya? ab Dhundo


Kona...!!

BOY TO GIRL

BOY TO GIRL
BOY- TUMHARA NAM KYA HAI
GIRL- MEENA!!,AUR TUMHARA?
BOY - KAMINAA
GIRL- JHOOT BOLTE HO
BOY- 5 MIN MERE PASS BAITHO TO SAHI,TUM BHI YAHI


KAHOGI

Zindagi Ki Keemat .........

Zindagi Ki Keemat Ka Andaaza
Maut
Ke
Baad Hi Hota Hai
.
.
.
.
.
?
For Example
.
zinda murga
Rs. 85
.
.
Chicken Tandoori
Rs. 230

Dost wo he jo....

Dost wo he jo bin bulaye aaye 1 sune aur 10 sunaye 1chips to pura packet kha jaye,
har mauke pe waat lagaye par har dukh me saath nibhaye..

FACEBOOK & JAIL.

Similarity between;)


FACEBOOK & JAIL.


In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls..!

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